Jeg vet at det er ingen som kan ha bedre sex med Paul Anka enn hva jeg har gitt ham.
Jeg slanket meg på kokain i USA. Det var ikke så lurt, jeg fikk masse kviser og eksem og dårlig hud.
Det verste med ekteskapet er at det er lite variasjon med hvem du går til sengs med.
Jeg er glad jeg har lys stemme, for da fokuserer ikke folk bare på puppene mine.
My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty
Sex relieves tension – love causes it.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best.
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.
A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.
Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.
I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Robert A. Heinlein
Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.
What’s the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don’t know the difference.
I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn’t get laid.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.