Sagt om sex II

Jeg vet at det er ingen som kan ha bedre sex med Paul Anka enn hva jeg har gitt ham.
Anna Anka

Jeg slanket meg på kokain i USA. Det var ikke så lurt, jeg fikk masse kviser og eksem og dårlig hud.
Aylar Lie

Det verste med ekteskapet er at det er lite variasjon med hvem du går til sengs med.
Anne-Kat. Hærland

Jeg er glad jeg har lys stemme, for da fokuserer ikke folk bare på puppene mine.
Linni Meister

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty
Woody Allen

Sex relieves tension – love causes it.
Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best.
Woody Allen

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Jay Leno

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
Quentin Crisp

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact.
Marlene Dietrich

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships
Sharon Stone

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.
Kevin Costner

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I just hate to be a thing.
Marilyn Monroe

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
Bill Cosby

Sex hasn’t been the same since women started enjoying it.
Lewis Grizzard

I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.
Angelina Jolie

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Robert A. Heinlein

Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin

I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.
Britney Spears

What’s the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don’t know the difference.
James Caan

I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.
Steven Segal

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Drew Carey

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn’t get laid.
Denis Leary

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
Mignon McLaughlin